Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Trump Dump

The elections are finally over and I think everyone is thankful.  Perhaps not as happy as I am, but glad its over all the same.  The only thing interrupting my post election glow is that idiot with the hair Donald Trump!  Why won't he just shut up?!  I am amazed that he has been successful in business when he comes off as such a buffoon.  However, with at least four bankruptcies to his name I'm not sure he should be considered successful.  If his goal is to get publicity even if its negative, than I guess he's doing great.  Where is Melania in all this?!  When was the last time anyone saw her?  If she's allowed to speak when not spoken to then why doesn't she say something?  Shouldn't that be the job of a trophy third wife?  Maybe he's had her deported.  It think we all know how he feels about people not born in the continental United States.  I say we hold one more election to decide if Trump should get to keep his Twitter account.  Now there's an election that could unite us. 

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Facebook Phony

I'm not huge fan of Facebook, I signed up because I need it for work.  I totally understand why many people don't think they have enough to talk about to take up a whole social media platform.  If you are one of these people please listen up.  Getting married or pregnant is not interesting!  Please do not sign up simply so you can announce either your pregnancy or engagement.  Neither of these things makes you an interesting person.  If you didn't have anything to say before, then trust me, nothing has changed. 

Monday, October 15, 2012

Facebook Fake Out

Facebook seems to make it very difficult for people to control their sharing.  If you post pictures of you and your friends drinking all weekend please do not try to convince us you are calling in sick on Monday because of "stress"!  How stupid do you think we are? No one is buying it and it just makes you the joke of the day.  If you're going to try to convince us, then work at it!  Drag your ass down to Zoom Care and park out front long enough to check in.  Otherwise shut hell up!