Sunday morning I was rudely woken up by the fighting next door. After an hour or so of yelling she locked him out in the hall. Apparently he didn't have any of his things so he sat in the hall knocking and asking her to open the door for at least another hour. Later in the afternoon he returned for round two. I was trying to enjoy one of the last sunny days in Portland by sitting on my balcony reading when the peace and quiet was interrupted by the annoying couple fighting again. Massive eye roll! They screamed and carried on for at least two more hours. At one point the girl screamed "why did you even come over?!" and he screamed back "because I'm trying to make this work!" It was all I could do not to scream back "Why?! Cut your losses & run!!!"
There are two lessons here. First, some people enjoy drama. And second, enough was revealed during the screaming to make me think they both suck and perhaps do deserve each other. Don't be one of those people that deserves shitty treatment, or people will take that in to consideration.